Prankster Pete

Hilarious Pranks to Play on People

2010-03-10T10:24:00.001-08:00

If you are a fan of PrankPlace.com on Facebook or Twitter, you've probably been chuckling along with our silly suggestions for the Prank of the Day. But if you haven't been following along, here's the latest suggestions for silly pranks you can play on just about anyone:

1. Plant some random vegetables in a neighbor's lawn..they won't discover the prank until the random veggies start growing!

2. Put a bar of soap in someone's coffee, like Farva did in Super Troopers.

3. Every day take a small object from one room and place it another room. Repeat until room is empty.

4. Make some cookies with SUPER hot chilies. Put the cookies out but put a sign up that says “Do Not Eat - Very Hot”

5. Fill up your neighbor's mailbox with ping pong balls!

6. Invite people over for dinner, but make them remove their shoes when they come into your house. When no one is looking, put an egg in each of their shoes!

7. Steal all of your roommates underpants, and place them in their closet next to a gnome, and tell them the underpants gnome got 'em!

8. Run this Flash app on a friend's computer screen & they will thnk their computer is crashing!

9. Rent 3 sheep and spray paint them with the numbers: 1, 2, and 4(not #3), and release them at school, so when people try to capture them, they'll think there's 4 sheep instead of just 3!

10. Scrape all the deodorant out of a friend's deodorant bar & replace it with cream cheese!

11. Take a package of Oreo's & eat the cream out of ALL of them. Replace the cream with toothpaste. Put the package back & wait for someone to eat!

12. Take your bathroom bar of soap & paint clear nail polish all over it. The next time someone tries to wash up, they'll discover the soap is completely useless!

13. Valentine's Day prank: Buy a box of chocolates. Eat all the chocolates. Give empty box to girlfriend :)

14. Try out this HILARIOUS water ceiling prank...all you need is a bowl, water, and a broom:

15. On a buddy's car, run a jumper wire from their door dome light switch (the little plunger at the hinges) to the brake light switch under the dash around the brake pedal. Every time they hit the brakes, the dome light will go on - great at night!

What are some other funny pranks you have pulled on friends that should be included in an upcoming "Prank of the Day?"

Frankie's Giving you 15% Off at PrankPlace.com

2010-03-02T09:17:00.000-08:00

This week's special, Frankie the Fish is giving you 15% off your next purchase at PrankPlace.com! Simply enter promo code FRANK at checkout to receive 15% off any new order.
Valid through Friday, 3/05/10.

Frankie the Fish

It's Frankie, the moving, singing fish from those silly McDonald's commercials.

Hook, Line and Stinker

The game that lets you fish while you're sitting on the potty. Includes pole, vinyl lake, three colored fish and a Gone Fishin/Do Not Disturb sign.

Fake Home Pregnancy Test

The home pregnancy test that is always positive! This outrageous prank will have your guy sweating!

Whatever Clock

A real working clock, but all the numbers have fallen, and rest jumbled on the bottom of the clock.

Norman Phartephants

Every time you squeeze Norman's tail, he lets out a fart. He gets a little embarrassed and will sometimes apologize.

REMEMBER!!!

Buy any T-Shirt and your entire order SHIPS FREE!!!

Thrifty Thursday Fun!

2010-02-25T07:38:00.000-08:00

Check out the Top 5 Thrift Buys of the Week from PrankPlace.com

Idiot Zone Crime Scene Tape - Only $1.99

Great for pranking neighbors, co-workers and friends! About 50 Feet Per Roll. Just like the real crime scene tape!

Auto Aid Car Magnet Bandaid - Only $1.59

Does your car have an unsightly rust spot or scratch? Patch it up with a magnetic auto bandage! It's easy to apply and can be removed without damaging a car!

Mooning Gnome - Only $7.99

Our Mooning Gnome will definitely liven up your yard or garden! Measures 8 inches wide by 6 inches tall. Made of durable PVC plastic.

Inflatable Middle Finger - Only $3.99

The Giant Inflatable Middle Finger is also easy to sneak into stadiums and blow up during the game. Show the other team what you REALLY think of them!

Coughing Ashtray - Only $3.99

Every time a smoker goes to ash, the tray will cough and hack reminding them of what they are doing to their body. Great prank for guests!

Get Tax Relief for your Butthole!

2010-02-23T09:43:00.000-08:00

This week only, take 15% off any new order placed on PrankPlace.com! Simply enter promo code TAXRELIEF at checkout to receive 15% off any new order.
Hurry, valid through Friday, 2/26/10

1040 Tax Time Toilet Paper Roll

This product isn't deductible, but it'll sure make you feel better. A collage of the 1040 IRS Form is printed throughout the whole roll!

The Fanny Bank

With our hilarious Fanny Bank, saving your pennies will be a real gas! Drop in a coin and hear this bank fart in digital audio.

Prank Eviction Notices

This 10 pack of prank eviction notices is great for filthy neighbors, roommates or coworkers!

The Ultimate Stimulus Package - Obama Condoms

These real condoms wrapped up in Obama endorsed packaging will have everyone longing for some stimulus.

"Fucking Urgent Rubber Stamp

The next time your boss or pesky co-worker drops a memo on your desk, stamp it F#@&ing Urgent!

Remember!!!
When you buy any T-Shirt, your entire order ships for FREE!

Top 5 Thrifty Buys of the Week at PrankPlace

2010-02-18T09:43:00.000-08:00

The Disgusting Sounds Pen - Only $3.19

Just hit the clicker on this real working pen and gross noises will litter the air!

Inflatable Alien - Only $5.99

Don't worry, this martian won't probe you, he'll only keep you company and provide proof that we are not alone in the universe!

Rude Doos - Only $1.99

What's ruder than leaving a pile of crap on someone's desk? A pile of crap in the shape of a middle finger!

"Closet Queen" Bumper Magnet Prank - Only $1.99

Have a friend who needs his ego knocked down a peg? Prank him with this Closet Queen Bumper Magnet!

"Game Over" Funny Toilet Paper - Only $1.40

Planning a party that you know will end up with someone hugging the throne? Be sure to stock up on this toilet paper!

Take 25% Off...Plus Outrageous New Creations!

2010-02-17T09:03:00.000-08:00

This week's special at PrankPlace, take 25% off your next purchase! Simply enter promo code TORMENT25 at checkout to receive 25% off any new order. Hurry, valid through Friday, 2/19/10.

Download the iTormentor application onto your iphone or ipod touch, pick one of 99 annoying sounds, set a time interval, and drive your friends, family or co-workers absolutely bonkers!

Try our Lite Version with six free sounds and a set interval FREE!

The King's Chair!

This giant, inflatable King's Chair inflates to a whopping 65 inches tall and 40 inches wide and comes with two cup holders.

Prank Peel & Win Stickers

Fool your friends, family and co-workers with these realistic fake peel & win game pieces! Simply stick them onto someone’s cup and wait for them to peel and think they’ve won!

The Umbrella Hat

You'll be the dryest person around with this Umbrella Hat. Perfect for keeping the rain off of you, its also a portable shade maker. It even folds up so you can take it almost anywhere, especially great at a ballgame.

Olympian Condoms T-Shirt

Celebrate the Olympics...safely!
REMEMBER: Buy any t-shirt and your entire order ships for FREE!

New Products and Blowout Prices!

2010-02-09T10:25:00.001-08:00

GIANT 12 foot tall Beach Ball!

This giant ball measures up to 10 feet when fully inflated (12 feet uninflated). It's huge! The fun possibilities of this giant beach ball are endless! Bring it to the next tailgating party, bbq, or simply block the sun from those sitting next to you at the beach! Air compressor/pump NOT included but definitely recommended!

The Brain Fart

Is your train of thought more of a train wreck? Do you often forget your passwords? Do you tend to leave the house without your pants? You’ve got Brain Farts! Squeeze this hilarious brain and add a farting sound effect to your forgetfulness! Great for the office or during class. Use it yourself or as a hilarious gag gift. No batteries required!

Magnetic Bumper Magnets at Blowout Prices!

Port-a-Pint Folding Beer Glass

When the keg starts flowing, don't be caught off-guard. Pack a Port-A-Pint in your pocket and you'll be ready to knock one back at a moment's notice. Just flick your wrist and the cup magically extends. Give it a little tug for good measure. Pour. Enjoy!

Liquid Ass

Liquid ASS is a highly–concentrated, butt–crack smell with hints of green poo, fart, and dead animal. Its uses are unlimited. Spray it in an elevator, car or office cubical. Just a few sprays of Liquid Ass is enough to clean a crowded room. Get revenge with Liquid Ass.

Barack Obama FAIL T-Shirt

Yes we can! …oh no wait, perhaps we can't. Unfortunately, though he tried really really hard, Obama's presidency so far is a big fat FAIL. If you agree, this funny Obama FAIL T-Shirt is for you!

Our first iPhone app - the "iTormentor"

2010-02-03T08:20:00.000-08:00

The iTormentor is the first iPhone app created by PrankPlace.com

With iTormentor, you can play pranks or just drive your friends and co-workers bonkers! Pick one of the 99 world's most annoying sounds we include (fingers on a chalkboard, dogs barking, babies crying, water dripping, and so much more). Next, set the time intervals you'd like these hair-pulling sounds to be played, and laugh as people go nuts trying to figure out where the sounds are coming from. The fun is endless!

Also, try our "Lite" version with six sounds and a set time interval for FREE!
Compatible with iPhone and iPhone Touch (2nd Generation).

NEWS!

Did you know we can now Custom Print your own logo on our silly Toilet Mugs?
This silly toilet-shaped mug holds up to 12oz of your favorite hot beverage and will make your co-workers do a double take. Hand painted, this mug makes a great gag gift. Custom printing is now available as well. Have your company's logo printed directly on the mug.

Fill out our special Contact form if you'd like more information.

Our Super Mega Sale has been Extended!

2010-01-27T09:07:00.000-08:00

I think we must have gone crazy! A TON of our funny gags, pranks, and more have been slashed to 50% and 60% off! Get them now at discounted prices before our boss realizes how ridiculously low these prices are!

Do you have to pee?
Perhaps you should consider peeing on:

Turn our current President Barack Obama, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, and former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin into a Pee On! Take politics from the water cooler to the men's room.

Don't put your money in a real bank - they are going under!
Instead, put them in one of our silly Face Banks!

With the Face Bank you can literally watch your money get eaten up while saving it at the same time. Simply put the coin in its mouth and watch as the mouth chews it up and swallows it down. Choose from blue, pink or red.

Need to find a Virgin for Valentine's Day?

Simply aim this Virgin Radar at your subject and hit the button. In a few moments this amazing technology will sort out the studs from the duds! Six hilarious phrases!

Remember - Buy any T-Shirt and Your Whole Order will Ship FREE!

Holy Crap My Pants SALE at PrankPlace.com!

2010-01-22T08:44:00.000-08:00

PrankPlace.com is having a HUGE Blowout Sale! Most items are 50-60% off! If you were waiting for the perfect time to stock up on pranks and gags for upcoming practical jokes (like April Fools Day), now is the time!

Some of our Hilarious Bumper Magnet Pranks are only $1.99!

Slap one of our hilarious magnetic bumper "sticker" signs on someone's car or truck and laugh your butt off as they drive down the road. These signs are printed on magnetic sheeting so they will not damage the vehicles finish, but we CANNOT guarantee what they do to the ego of the driver! Stick one on someone's car or truck... They won't notice for days! 10" x 3" Magnetic Bumper Sticker.

Lots of our Funny Toilet Paper is only $1.40 per roll!

We all know the type of person who buys the absolute cheapest toilet paper they can find. Well PrankPlace is pleased to offer our GENERIC TOILET TISSUE, this is actually real toilet paper labeled with this hilarious label. Makes a great gag gift, or even a funny practical joke by leaving it in your 'victims' bathroom.

Talking Fat Bastard is only $7.99 (original price $19.99)

He is dead sexy, and he can be all yours! Just press his belly or pull his finger to hear him say rude, crude, and nasty things while he shakes and gyrates in your hands. Makes ya wanna get in his belly!

Some of our Tattoo Sleeves are only $5.99 a pair!

Amaze your friends, shock your spouse, or co-workers with our Flaming Skull design tattoo sleeves. Now you can get "inked" by night and still keep your day job! The tattoo is printed directly on the stretchable fabric sleeves fabric which is a machine washable nylon. They come in pairs; wear one or both.

TONS of our silly Bumper Stickers are on sale for only $1.19!

Bumper Stickers are an expression of yourself, and your style. These high quality bumper stickers will really get your point across. These are not just for car bumpers, these look great anywhere! And be sure to check out our magnetic stickers and pranks, and our clearance stickers too!

Many of our Inflatable Characters are on sale from $1.19 to $15.00!

Create your very own mystical, fantasy land with this giant inflatable Gnome. Place it in your home, at your office or in your backyard. The base has a hole for water to weigh it down so the wind won’t carry it away. You’ll be the talk of the neighborhood! The Inflatable Gnome also makes a great gift item for a garden or nature lover. It inflates to 36 inches high and 18 inches wide, so it’s sure to get everyone’s attention!

Final Days - 50% Sale Plus 15% Off Your Order!

2010-01-12T11:17:00.000-08:00

There's still time to get last year silly Santa and Holiday gear for 50% off!

Special Deal!

Simply use promo code JAN1015
for 15% off any new order over $20.
Valid through 1/15/10.

The Skull Phone has a handset that is accessible by removing the face from the skeleton. In addition to ringing, the eyes will light up to let you know you have an incoming call. When not in use the skull will sit quietly alongside all your other body part decorations.

Take out all your work frustration on a much softer computer!

Show your butt how much you really care with the hearts funny TP!

Prepare for a Big Valentine's Day!

Heart Flask

Nik-L-Nip Love Potion

Chocolate Fortune Hearts

Love Vouchers

Chocolate Rose

Funny Sexy Cover Ups

Monthly Doos 2010 Calendar

Now you can get the 2010 Monthly Doos Calendar for only $3.00! (Reg. $12.98) Now: $3.00

Our Giant Beach Ball Prank

2010-01-08T12:16:00.000-08:00

Our Software Engineer, Steve, is away on vacation this week, so we thought it would be super funny to inflate our 12 foot tall Giant Beach Ball in his office to greet him upon his return. Hope he doesn't mind!

Here's Pete blowing it up

And Chris testing to see if it is blown up all the way

Steve comes back on Monday! The thing completely FILLED his office! Hope he is surprised!

Daily Crap Your Pants Deal! 01/07/10

2010-01-07T13:49:00.000-08:00

Holy Sh!t I just crapped my pants! Every day, PrankPlace.com is posting a new OUTRAGEOUS deal! Check PrankPlace's homepage every weekday and subscribe to this blog to catch the deals before everyone else!

Here's today's deal - The Shocking Pen was $9.98, but today you can get it for only $5.00 - and you'll get FREE SHIPPING!

Click this image to catch this deal before it's gone!

New Gear for the New Year!

2010-01-05T13:46:00.000-08:00

Funny Obama Toilet Paper

He wiped up the Presidential election and now you can use him to wipe up your historical messes! Love him? Hate him? Either way... you'll love this Barack Obama
Funny Toilet Paper. Printed throughout the whole roll! Want to have Obama in your bathroom... YES YOU CAN have him in THE CAN!

USB Heating Slippers

Just slide these one size fits all slippers on your freezing feet, plug them into a USB port on your computer, and your feet will suddenly become super nice and toasty!

Jesus Pens

Write a nasty letter and be instantly forgiven! Collect them all!

Ceramic Aspirin Paperweight

Smoking Mittens

REMEMBER!!!

Buy any T-Shirt and your whole order ships FREE!

Ring in the New Year with Fantastic Savings!

2009-12-31T08:44:00.000-08:00

Here's the new stuff from our latest Fun Letter at PrankPlace.com

Receive 20% Off Your Entire Order! Simply use promo code: 2010 to receive a 20% discount on your entire order. Valid through 01/03/10.

=== New Stuff for the New Year ===

Executive Crayola Pen

Hamusuta Hamster

Pirate Devil Duckie

=== 50% Off Christmas Sale ===

Crapping Santa Toilet Paper

Pornaments

Monthly Doos Calendar

=== REMEMBER ===
Buy any t-shirt and your entire order ships FREE! Combine with the above offers for an unbeatable deal!
Get them all here

F-Bomb T-Shirt

Callahan Auto Parts T-Shirt

I'm Confused...No Wait, Maybe I'm Not! T-Shirt

The Box of Crap at PrankPlace.com

2009-12-21T08:17:00.001-08:00

Our $5.00 Box of Crap has been a number one seller here at PrankPlace.com. Who would have thought so many people would enjoy sending us $5.00 to receive a box full of Crap! Well, as stated in the product description:

Inside each box is at least $50 worth of merchandise for you and your family or friends to enjoy.

But all in all, it is still a box of crap, and it could really contain any items our warehouse guys feel like packing in there - and it usually includes some crazy items that we thought were funny, purchased a lot of, but didn't sell as well as we thought they would. We need to get them off our hands, and thus created the Box of Crap.

Because we get so many orders for the Box of Crap, it is also the most complained about item in our stock. We get calls all of the time from people complaining that they received the dumbest items ever in their box of crap. To these people, we do not know what to say. If you order a box of crap, you will receive a box of crap.

Here's a funny video we made, showing you how we pack our boxes of crap!

Any suggestions on how we can make it more clear to our customers that they will receive a box of CRAP when they order a box of crap?

Best Gift for Fishermen Who Take Long Bathroom Breaks

2009-12-16T08:23:00.000-08:00

In searching for the perfect holiday gift for my Dad, who spends a lot of time in the bathroom, and even more time out fishing, I came across this Hook, Line, and Stinker Toilet Fishing Game. It combines two of his favorite activities into one - and though it will probably having him stay in the bathroom even longer than he does already (I am sure Mom will be so happy!), I am positive it will be his favorite gift.

Though he is used to fishing for Brook Trout and Bass, I am sure he will have a blast (hopefully not a strong one from his ass!) fishing for the colorful, magnetic fish included in the game.

Each game includes a fishing pole, a vinyl lake that fits perfectly on the floor in front of your toilet, three colored, magnetic fish, and a Gone Fishin'/Do Not Disturb sign for the door so Mom will know when he is fishing or when he is just taking a quick pee.

You can get this funny potty gift, as well as a ton of other funny potty gifts at the best online resource for pranks and gag gifts - PrankPlace.com!

Games to Play on a Snow Day at Home

2009-12-09T06:41:00.000-08:00

It's snowing here in Connecticut and though we all made it in to the PrankPlace ok, but sometimes don't you wish you were a kid so you could stay home and have a sweet snow day?

Here's some of the fun games and things we'd be doing if we were at home right now:

Playing in the Snow!
Duh, it's a snow day! We would most definitely be outside sliding down some major hills today since the snow is all fluffy and dense. If you are into EXTREME sledding like I am, then make sure you have a thick toboggan sled. Once you slide over a giant bump you didn't know you were going to go over, your butt will never let you go without a proper sled again. Plus, you don't want a flimsy sled collapsing when you fly over a rad jump.

Shithead the game
A great game to play outside in the snow is The Shithead Game. With this fun game, you and a friend can run around in the snow outside wearing velcro hats, throwing brown poops at each other! I think it would be fun to play while out in the snow, because since to poops are brown, you won't lose any of them in the white snow!

Doo Doo Darts
Nothing is more fun than playing a rollicking game of Doo Doo Darts after you've come inside from a great day of playing in the snow. Get yourself some hot cocoa and toss some velcro poops onto a fuzzy toilet on your wall!

Fart the Game
Since you aren't in school today, you don't have to be on your best behavior, and you CERTAINLY don't have to be polite to any teachers, so why not let all of your burps and farts hang out while playing The Fart Game. This super fun game encourages you to be as gross and vile as possible in order to win the game. We are sure Mom and Dad won't mind you letting all your disgustingness out during the game either, so maybe tonight at the dinner table, you will be all farted and burped out!

Hot Porno Chick Counts Down the Best Poop and Fart Gifts from PrankPlace.com

2009-12-02T08:28:00.000-08:00

Watch this funny, farty video about the best pooping & farting gifts to buy for your loved ones this holiday season.

If you are looking for the poopiest and fartiest gifts to give to anyone on your holiday shopping list, look no further than PrankPlace.com. They've got soft, fake doody, poop in a can, fart spray, and more! Check it out at PrankPlace.com!

PrankPlace.com's Customizable Urinal Cake Kits Make it Easy to Pee On People

2009-11-25T11:21:00.000-08:00

PrankPlace.com is the largest direct manufacturer and importer of pranks, gags, and funny gifts in the United States. The company is known for providing both individuals and wholesale customers with a wide variety of innovative and fun toy and games such as the Toilet Monster, the Fanny Bank, and Tattoo Sleeves.

The company's newest item, The Customizable Urinal Cake Kit was created out of the success of their regular line of Pee On Urinal Cakes. Pee On Urinal Cakes are urinal cakes with photos of popular iconic people on them, such as Osama Bin Laden, Kim Jong-Il, and President George W. Bush. The gag became such a great seller, Steve Wampold, CEO of PrankPlace.com, decided to create a more customizable version.

"I wanted to create a customizable urinal cake where people could cut out a photo of their boss and place it into a urinal for all the male co-workers to laugh at. I think it would be great to one day walk into a public restroom at a restaurant and see my waitress' face staring back at me as I pee on her," said Wampold. "Plus, my original Pee-On Urinal Cake idea was to make one with a Yankees logo on it, but I knew I could never get a license. With this kit, I could make my own and not violate any trademarks."

Each Customizable Pee On Urinal Cake Kit includes a urinal cake, plastic cover, cake holder, clear plastic window, circle template and a latex glove, so you can keep your hands sanitary.

For almost 10 years, PrankPlace.com has taken great pride in its’ outstanding customer service, innovative ideas, and high quality gags and pranks. For more information, please contact Tom at 1-800-901-1163 or visit www.PrankPlace.com.

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Top Ten Political Holiday Gifts

2009-11-02T07:37:00.000-08:00

In honor of the elections occurring all across America tomorrow, I decided to post a Top Ten Political Holiday Gift list.

10. Pack of 50 Obama Stimulus Million Dollar Bills
Want to help Obama stimulate the economy? Help him hand out these million dollar stimulus bills. Funny money with Barack Obama's head! This currency looks and feels real. Great conversation tool. Our funny money and fake million dollar bills look just like real US Currency. These are very high quality, designed by an incredibly talented artist. Our fake money make great gifts, additions to greeting cards, or even sales promotions and sales tools.

9. MILF Michelle Obama T-Shirt
This funny T-shirt lets everyone know that Michele Obama is one Mom you'd like to F#ck!

8. Mini Barack Obama Doll
Need a little inspiration in your daily routine? Look no further, because we have the figurine that will get you pumped up and ready to save the country! Feast your eyes on our delightful 13" Barack Obama Animated Figure. Just set him anywhere, press the button, and get ready to relive the inspiring words of Barack Obama whenever you like in your leisure. Takes 3 AA batteries (included).

7. Barack Obama Chia Pet Head
Can Barack Obama have a wild, green growing afro? YES HE CAN with this Obama Chia Pet Head in honor of our 44th US President. Some leaders throughout history get giant bronze statues made in their honor, but not many get little clay figures with tufts of grass coming out of their head! Now's your chance to own this unique piece of history and give Obama a Mohawk.

6. Official Stimulus Lottery Tickets
Now you can stimulate every person you know with these fun Official Stimulus Lottery Tickets! This pack of 12 lottery tickets gives you many chances to scratch and get paid...however, the odds of winning are 100%, but the odds of getting paid are 0%.

5. Hillary Clinton "I Love Country Music" T-Shirt
This hilarious T-Shirt has a hidden message. Look closely to find out the funny joke!

4. Pee-On Osama Bin Laden Urinal Cake
Turn the most hated terrorist in the world into a Pee On. Osama Bin Laden may be hiding somewhere in the mountains, but now you can piss all over him in the men's room. Fun for you and everyone else at the office.

3. George W. Bush Toilet Paper
Sure, he is no longer in the office, but he can still be the butt of your jokes. And what better way to get President Bush closer to your butt than with this funny George Bush Toilet Paper! Each square of TP has George's smiling face on it, complete with an intelligent GW quote underneath, like "They misunderestimated me," or "We need an energy bill that encourages consumption." Good ole W.

2. Obama Condoms
Barack Obama is going to change the United States...one condom at a time. These real condoms wrapped up in Obama endorsed packaging will have everyone longing for some stimulus. You can either buy them separately or in packs of 3. The condoms inside are Durex brand latex condoms. These Obama Condoms are the ultimate stimulus package!

1. Beatin' Barack
Have fun watching the Big O stimulate his own package! Just wind up this Barack Obama and he becomes another jerk-off in the White House! You go Barack!

Want to Pee on George Bush? Or how about Osama Bin Laden?

2009-10-29T10:00:00.000-07:00

Urinals are great places to pee. They are convenient to use, they conserve water, and they beautify Men's bathrooms with their gleaming white waterfall-like appearance. The fun folks at PrankPlace.com have designed a product that will make peeing in a urinal an even more wonderful experience.

Introducing: Pee-On Urinal Cakes These funny urinal cakes come in 9 different styles that allow you to pee on people (or political parties) you REALLY hate.

Simply place on of these silly urinal cakes into any urinal, using the included sanitary rubber glove, and empty your bladder all over George Bush.

Turn former President George Bush into a Pee On! He got us into a big mess in Iraq and made us laugh with his genius statements like "they misunderestimated me." Relive those fond moments while taking a leak.

Turn House Speaker Nancy Pelosi into a Pee On! She confronted the CIA about waterboarding and now you can give her a golden shower of your own! Make a political statement while taking a leak.

You can also Pee-On Bernie Madoff, Osama Bin Laden, Kim Jong-Il, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Barack Obama, or if you hate the whole bunch, consider peeing on the entire Democratic or Republican Party!

Coming soon - Create your own Pee-On Urinal Cakes! That's right, you'll soon be able to cut out a friend's face, insert it into a Urinal Cake, and pee all over them, R. Kelly style!

We are Giving Away Toilet Mugs Like Hot Cakes!

2009-10-21T06:59:00.000-07:00

Just so all of you know, if you are one of my Facebook fans, or if you are following me on Twitter, you could win a FREE Toilet Mug!

I choose one winner every day (one from Twitter and one from Facebook), so if you are friends with em on both services, you have a better chance of winning! Now, who wouldn't want to win a free Toilet Mug?

Balloon Boy?

2009-10-16T11:51:00.000-07:00

In honor of the Balloon Boy ridiculousness yesterday, I thought it would be funny to post on Twitter that Falcon (what a dumb name!) was found, and I pointed people to this link.

Hoping that I'd get a few laughs out of the situation by making people believe that I knew where the boy was, I found that many people were actually UPSET that I would post such false news.

C'mon, people! Lighten up! Turns out the whole thing was just a giant hoax anyways, so looks like the joke's on you, you pussies.

Trick Your Man with the Always Positive Fake Pregnancy Test!

2009-10-12T07:07:00.000-07:00

Wow, I hope no none ever tricks me with this cruel prank! This always positive pregnancy test is the absolute scariest prank you can play on your man. Ladies, though I don't condone you guys playing such a horrible game on us men, I do see the humor in it.

It looks exactly like a pregnancy test, but the result is always shown as positive. I can just see it now - some sly woman walking out of the bathroom over to her man with a fake frowny face as she tells her man she is pregnant. Wonder how many guys will shit themselves!

You can get your Fake Pregnancy Test at PrankPlace.com for only $9.98.

Speaking of Lady Farts - La Queefer!

2009-10-09T06:46:00.000-07:00

I am sure everyone has seen that hilarious South Park episode starring the Canadian duo "The Queef Sisters." If you haven't, let me sum it up for you. The Queef Sisters are two lovely ladies from Canada that have an intense love of queefing. Much like the characters Terrance and Philip, these two ladies love making "lady fart sounds" on cue. It is pretty funny and a little bit gross at the same time.

Well, PrankPlace.com has come out with a small, pink device that makes queefing noises, in honor of the lovely Queef Sisters. The toy is called La Queefer. You just put it in your palm and squeeze! After a few tries, you will be an expert queefer!

Camille Toe's Showing Some Classic Camel Toe on Halloween

2009-10-06T08:00:00.000-07:00

Ok, I have seen some Halloween costumes in my day, but this one is absolutely hilarious!

It's called "Camille Toe" the Aerobics Instructor that is showing too much camel toe. I am actually a pretty big fan of camel toes...when they are on hot women of course. However, this costume is pretty funny! You can get it at: PrankPlace.com