Do you have to pee?
Perhaps you should consider peeing on:
Turn our current President Barack Obama, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, and former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin into a Pee On! Take politics from the water cooler to the men's room.
Don't put your money in a real bank - they are going under!
Instead, put them in one of our silly Face Banks!
With the Face Bank you can literally watch your money get eaten up while saving it at the same time. Simply put the coin in its mouth and watch as the mouth chews it up and swallows it down. Choose from blue, pink or red.
Need to find a Virgin for Valentine's Day?
Simply aim this Virgin Radar at your subject and hit the button. In a few moments this amazing technology will sort out the studs from the duds! Six hilarious phrases!
Remember - Buy any T-Shirt and Your Whole Order will Ship FREE!
