Thursday, October 29, 2009

Want to Pee on George Bush? Or how about Osama Bin Laden?

Urinals are great places to pee. They are convenient to use, they conserve water, and they beautify Men's bathrooms with their gleaming white waterfall-like appearance. The fun folks at have designed a product that will make peeing in a urinal an even more wonderful experience.

Introducing: Pee-On Urinal Cakes These funny urinal cakes come in 9 different styles that allow you to pee on people (or political parties) you REALLY hate.

Simply place on of these silly urinal cakes into any urinal, using the included sanitary rubber glove, and empty your bladder all over George Bush.

Pee-On Urinal Cake Featuring George Bush

Turn former President George Bush into a Pee On! He got us into a big mess in Iraq and made us laugh with his genius statements like "they misunderestimated me." Relive those fond moments while taking a leak.

Pee-On Urinal Cake Featuring Nancy Pelosi

Turn House Speaker Nancy Pelosi into a Pee On! She confronted the CIA about waterboarding and now you can give her a golden shower of your own! Make a political statement while taking a leak.

You can also Pee-On Bernie Madoff, Osama Bin Laden, Kim Jong-Il, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Barack Obama, or if you hate the whole bunch, consider peeing on the entire Democratic or Republican Party!

Coming soon - Create your own Pee-On Urinal Cakes! That's right, you'll soon be able to cut out a friend's face, insert it into a Urinal Cake, and pee all over them, R. Kelly style!

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

We are Giving Away Toilet Mugs Like Hot Cakes!

Just so all of you know, if you are one of my Facebook fans, or if you are following me on Twitter, you could win a FREE Toilet Mug!

I choose one winner every day (one from Twitter and one from Facebook), so if you are friends with em on both services, you have a better chance of winning! Now, who wouldn't want to win a free Toilet Mug?

Toilet Mug

Friday, October 16, 2009

Balloon Boy?

In honor of the Balloon Boy ridiculousness yesterday, I thought it would be funny to post on Twitter that Falcon (what a dumb name!) was found, and I pointed people to this link.

Squirt Wee Boy

Hoping that I'd get a few laughs out of the situation by making people believe that I knew where the boy was, I found that many people were actually UPSET that I would post such false news.

C'mon, people! Lighten up! Turns out the whole thing was just a giant hoax anyways, so looks like the joke's on you, you pussies.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Trick Your Man with the Always Positive Fake Pregnancy Test!

Wow, I hope no none ever tricks me with this cruel prank! This always positive pregnancy test is the absolute scariest prank you can play on your man. Ladies, though I don't condone you guys playing such a horrible game on us men, I do see the humor in it.

It looks exactly like a pregnancy test, but the result is always shown as positive. I can just see it now - some sly woman walking out of the bathroom over to her man with a fake frowny face as she tells her man she is pregnant. Wonder how many guys will shit themselves!

You can get your Fake Pregnancy Test at for only $9.98.

Fake Home Pregnancy Test

Friday, October 9, 2009

Speaking of Lady Farts - La Queefer!

I am sure everyone has seen that hilarious South Park episode starring the Canadian duo "The Queef Sisters." If you haven't, let me sum it up for you. The Queef Sisters are two lovely ladies from Canada that have an intense love of queefing. Much like the characters Terrance and Philip, these two ladies love making "lady fart sounds" on cue. It is pretty funny and a little bit gross at the same time.

Well, has come out with a small, pink device that makes queefing noises, in honor of the lovely Queef Sisters. The toy is called La Queefer. You just put it in your palm and squeeze! After a few tries, you will be an expert queefer!

La Queefer from

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Camille Toe's Showing Some Classic Camel Toe on Halloween

Ok, I have seen some Halloween costumes in my day, but this one is absolutely hilarious!

It's called "Camille Toe" the Aerobics Instructor that is showing too much camel toe. I am actually a pretty big fan of camel toes...when they are on hot women of course. However, this costume is pretty funny! You can get it at: