Top Ten Political Holiday Gifts

In honor of the elections occurring all across America tomorrow, I decided to post a Top Ten Political Holiday Gift list.

10. Pack of 50 Obama Stimulus Million Dollar Bills
Want to help Obama stimulate the economy? Help him hand out these million dollar stimulus bills. Funny money with Barack Obama's head! This currency looks and feels real. Great conversation tool. Our funny money and fake million dollar bills look just like real US Currency. These are very high quality, designed by an incredibly talented artist. Our fake money make great gifts, additions to greeting cards, or even sales promotions and sales tools.



9. MILF Michelle Obama T-Shirt
This funny T-shirt lets everyone know that Michele Obama is one Mom you'd like to F#ck!



8. Mini Barack Obama Doll
Need a little inspiration in your daily routine? Look no further, because we have the figurine that will get you pumped up and ready to save the country! Feast your eyes on our delightful 13" Barack Obama Animated Figure. Just set him anywhere, press the button, and get ready to relive the inspiring words of Barack Obama whenever you like in your leisure. Takes 3 AA batteries (included).



7. Barack Obama Chia Pet Head
Can Barack Obama have a wild, green growing afro? YES HE CAN with this Obama Chia Pet Head in honor of our 44th US President. Some leaders throughout history get giant bronze statues made in their honor, but not many get little clay figures with tufts of grass coming out of their head! Now's your chance to own this unique piece of history and give Obama a Mohawk.



6. Official Stimulus Lottery Tickets
Now you can stimulate every person you know with these fun Official Stimulus Lottery Tickets! This pack of 12 lottery tickets gives you many chances to scratch and get paid...however, the odds of winning are 100%, but the odds of getting paid are 0%.



5. Hillary Clinton "I Love Country Music" T-Shirt
This hilarious T-Shirt has a hidden message. Look closely to find out the funny joke!



4. Pee-On Osama Bin Laden Urinal Cake
Turn the most hated terrorist in the world into a Pee On. Osama Bin Laden may be hiding somewhere in the mountains, but now you can piss all over him in the men's room. Fun for you and everyone else at the office.



3. George W. Bush Toilet Paper
Sure, he is no longer in the office, but he can still be the butt of your jokes. And what better way to get President Bush closer to your butt than with this funny George Bush Toilet Paper! Each square of TP has George's smiling face on it, complete with an intelligent GW quote underneath, like "They misunderestimated me," or "We need an energy bill that encourages consumption." Good ole W.



2. Obama Condoms
Barack Obama is going to change the United States...one condom at a time. These real condoms wrapped up in Obama endorsed packaging will have everyone longing for some stimulus. You can either buy them separately or in packs of 3. The condoms inside are Durex brand latex condoms. These Obama Condoms are the ultimate stimulus package!



1. Beatin' Barack
Have fun watching the Big O stimulate his own package! Just wind up this Barack Obama and he becomes another jerk-off in the White House! You go Barack!

Want to Pee on George Bush? Or how about Osama Bin Laden?

Urinals are great places to pee. They are convenient to use, they conserve water, and they beautify Men's bathrooms with their gleaming white waterfall-like appearance. The fun folks at PrankPlace.com have designed a product that will make peeing in a urinal an even more wonderful experience.

Introducing: Pee-On Urinal Cakes These funny urinal cakes come in 9 different styles that allow you to pee on people (or political parties) you REALLY hate.

Simply place on of these silly urinal cakes into any urinal, using the included sanitary rubber glove, and empty your bladder all over George Bush.



Turn former President George Bush into a Pee On! He got us into a big mess in Iraq and made us laugh with his genius statements like "they misunderestimated me." Relive those fond moments while taking a leak.



Turn House Speaker Nancy Pelosi into a Pee On! She confronted the CIA about waterboarding and now you can give her a golden shower of your own! Make a political statement while taking a leak.

You can also Pee-On Bernie Madoff, Osama Bin Laden, Kim Jong-Il, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Barack Obama, or if you hate the whole bunch, consider peeing on the entire Democratic or Republican Party!

Coming soon - Create your own Pee-On Urinal Cakes! That's right, you'll soon be able to cut out a friend's face, insert it into a Urinal Cake, and pee all over them, R. Kelly style!

We are Giving Away Toilet Mugs Like Hot Cakes!

Just so all of you know, if you are one of my Facebook fans, or if you are following me on Twitter, you could win a FREE Toilet Mug!

I choose one winner every day (one from Twitter and one from Facebook), so if you are friends with em on both services, you have a better chance of winning! Now, who wouldn't want to win a free Toilet Mug?

Balloon Boy?

In honor of the Balloon Boy ridiculousness yesterday, I thought it would be funny to post on Twitter that Falcon (what a dumb name!) was found, and I pointed people to this link.



Hoping that I'd get a few laughs out of the situation by making people believe that I knew where the boy was, I found that many people were actually UPSET that I would post such false news.

C'mon, people! Lighten up! Turns out the whole thing was just a giant hoax anyways, so looks like the joke's on you, you pussies.

Trick Your Man with the Always Positive Fake Pregnancy Test!

Wow, I hope no none ever tricks me with this cruel prank! This always positive pregnancy test is the absolute scariest prank you can play on your man. Ladies, though I don't condone you guys playing such a horrible game on us men, I do see the humor in it.

It looks exactly like a pregnancy test, but the result is always shown as positive. I can just see it now - some sly woman walking out of the bathroom over to her man with a fake frowny face as she tells her man she is pregnant. Wonder how many guys will shit themselves!

You can get your Fake Pregnancy Test at PrankPlace.com for only $9.98.

Speaking of Lady Farts - La Queefer!

I am sure everyone has seen that hilarious South Park episode starring the Canadian duo "The Queef Sisters." If you haven't, let me sum it up for you. The Queef Sisters are two lovely ladies from Canada that have an intense love of queefing. Much like the characters Terrance and Philip, these two ladies love making "lady fart sounds" on cue. It is pretty funny and a little bit gross at the same time.

Well, PrankPlace.com has come out with a small, pink device that makes queefing noises, in honor of the lovely Queef Sisters. The toy is called La Queefer. You just put it in your palm and squeeze! After a few tries, you will be an expert queefer!

Camille Toe's Showing Some Classic Camel Toe on Halloween

Ok, I have seen some Halloween costumes in my day, but this one is absolutely hilarious!

It's called "Camille Toe" the Aerobics Instructor that is showing too much camel toe. I am actually a pretty big fan of camel toes...when they are on hot women of course. However, this costume is pretty funny! You can get it at: PrankPlace.com