Thursday, December 31, 2009

Ring in the New Year with Fantastic Savings!

Here's the new stuff from our latest Fun Letter at

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=== New Stuff for the New Year ===

Executive Crayon Set
Executive Crayola Pen

Hamusuta Hamster
Hamusuta Hamster

Pirate Devil Duckie
Pirate Devil Duckie

=== 50% Off Christmas Sale ===

Crapping Santa Toilet Paper
Crapping Santa Toilet Paper


Monthly Doos Calendar
Monthly Doos Calendar

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F-Bomb Ladies T-Shirt
F-Bomb T-Shirt

Callahan Auto Parts T-Shirt
Callahan Auto Parts T-Shirt

I'm Confused, No Wait - Maybe I'm Not
I'm Confused...No Wait, Maybe I'm Not! T-Shirt

Monday, December 21, 2009

The Box of Crap at

Our $5.00 Box of Crap has been a number one seller here at Who would have thought so many people would enjoy sending us $5.00 to receive a box full of Crap! Well, as stated in the product description:

Inside each box is at least $50 worth of merchandise for you and your family or friends to enjoy.

Box of Crap

But all in all, it is still a box of crap, and it could really contain any items our warehouse guys feel like packing in there - and it usually includes some crazy items that we thought were funny, purchased a lot of, but didn't sell as well as we thought they would. We need to get them off our hands, and thus created the Box of Crap.

Because we get so many orders for the Box of Crap, it is also the most complained about item in our stock. We get calls all of the time from people complaining that they received the dumbest items ever in their box of crap. To these people, we do not know what to say. If you order a box of crap, you will receive a box of crap.

Here's a funny video we made, showing you how we pack our boxes of crap!

Any suggestions on how we can make it more clear to our customers that they will receive a box of CRAP when they order a box of crap?

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Best Gift for Fishermen Who Take Long Bathroom Breaks

In searching for the perfect holiday gift for my Dad, who spends a lot of time in the bathroom, and even more time out fishing, I came across this Hook, Line, and Stinker Toilet Fishing Game. It combines two of his favorite activities into one - and though it will probably having him stay in the bathroom even longer than he does already (I am sure Mom will be so happy!), I am positive it will be his favorite gift.

Hook, Line, and Stinker Game

Though he is used to fishing for Brook Trout and Bass, I am sure he will have a blast (hopefully not a strong one from his ass!) fishing for the colorful, magnetic fish included in the game.

Hook, Line, and Stinker Game

Magnetic Fish

Each game includes a fishing pole, a vinyl lake that fits perfectly on the floor in front of your toilet, three colored, magnetic fish, and a Gone Fishin'/Do Not Disturb sign for the door so Mom will know when he is fishing or when he is just taking a quick pee.
Box for Toilet Fishing Game

You can get this funny potty gift, as well as a ton of other funny potty gifts at the best online resource for pranks and gag gifts -!

Three Magnetic Fish

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Games to Play on a Snow Day at Home

It's snowing here in Connecticut and though we all made it in to the PrankPlace ok, but sometimes don't you wish you were a kid so you could stay home and have a sweet snow day?

Here's some of the fun games and things we'd be doing if we were at home right now:

Playing in the Snow!
Duh, it's a snow day! We would most definitely be outside sliding down some major hills today since the snow is all fluffy and dense. If you are into EXTREME sledding like I am, then make sure you have a thick toboggan sled. Once you slide over a giant bump you didn't know you were going to go over, your butt will never let you go without a proper sled again. Plus, you don't want a flimsy sled collapsing when you fly over a rad jump.

Shithead the game
A great game to play outside in the snow is The Shithead Game. With this fun game, you and a friend can run around in the snow outside wearing velcro hats, throwing brown poops at each other! I think it would be fun to play while out in the snow, because since to poops are brown, you won't lose any of them in the white snow!
Shithead the Game

Doo Doo Darts
Nothing is more fun than playing a rollicking game of Doo Doo Darts after you've come inside from a great day of playing in the snow. Get yourself some hot cocoa and toss some velcro poops onto a fuzzy toilet on your wall!
Doo Doo Darts

Fart the Game
Since you aren't in school today, you don't have to be on your best behavior, and you CERTAINLY don't have to be polite to any teachers, so why not let all of your burps and farts hang out while playing The Fart Game. This super fun game encourages you to be as gross and vile as possible in order to win the game. We are sure Mom and Dad won't mind you letting all your disgustingness out during the game either, so maybe tonight at the dinner table, you will be all farted and burped out!
The Fart Game

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Hot Porno Chick Counts Down the Best Poop and Fart Gifts from

Watch this funny, farty video about the best pooping & farting gifts to buy for your loved ones this holiday season.

If you are looking for the poopiest and fartiest gifts to give to anyone on your holiday shopping list, look no further than They've got soft, fake doody, poop in a can, fart spray, and more! Check it out at!