In honor of the elections occurring all across America tomorrow, I decided to post a Top Ten Political Holiday Gift list.
10. Pack of 50 Obama Stimulus Million Dollar BillsWant to help Obama stimulate the economy? Help him hand out these million dollar stimulus bills. Funny money with Barack Obama's head! This currency looks and feels real. Great conversation tool. Our funny money and fake million dollar bills look just like real US Currency. These are very high quality, designed by an incredibly talented artist. Our fake money make great gifts, additions to greeting cards, or even sales promotions and sales tools.
9. MILF Michelle Obama T-ShirtThis funny T-shirt lets everyone know that Michele Obama is one Mom you'd like to F#ck!
8. Mini Barack Obama DollNeed a little inspiration in your daily routine? Look no further, because we have the figurine that will get you pumped up and ready to save the country! Feast your eyes on our delightful 13" Barack Obama Animated Figure. Just set him anywhere, press the button, and get ready to relive the inspiring words of Barack Obama whenever you like in your leisure. Takes 3 AA batteries (included).
7. Barack Obama Chia Pet HeadCan Barack Obama have a wild, green growing afro? YES HE CAN with this Obama Chia Pet Head in honor of our 44th US President. Some leaders throughout history get giant bronze statues made in their honor, but not many get little clay figures with tufts of grass coming out of their head! Now's your chance to own this unique piece of history and give Obama a Mohawk.
6. Official Stimulus Lottery TicketsNow you can stimulate every person you know with these fun Official Stimulus Lottery Tickets! This pack of 12 lottery tickets gives you many chances to scratch and get paid...however, the odds of winning are 100%, but the odds of getting paid are 0%.
5. Hillary Clinton "I Love Country Music" T-ShirtThis hilarious T-Shirt has a hidden message. Look closely to find out the funny joke!
4. Pee-On Osama Bin Laden Urinal CakeTurn the most hated terrorist in the world into a Pee On. Osama Bin Laden may be hiding somewhere in the mountains, but now you can piss all over him in the men's room. Fun for you and everyone else at the office.
3. George W. Bush Toilet PaperSure, he is no longer in the office, but he can still be the butt of your jokes. And what better way to get President Bush closer to your butt than with this funny George Bush Toilet Paper! Each square of TP has George's smiling face on it, complete with an intelligent GW quote underneath, like "They misunderestimated me," or "We need an energy bill that encourages consumption." Good ole W.
2. Obama CondomsBarack Obama is going to change the United States...one condom at a time. These real condoms wrapped up in Obama endorsed packaging will have everyone longing for some stimulus. You can either buy them separately or in packs of 3. The condoms inside are Durex brand latex condoms. These Obama Condoms are the ultimate stimulus package!
1. Beatin' BarackHave fun watching the Big O stimulate his own package! Just wind up this Barack Obama and he becomes another jerk-off in the White House! You go Barack!