Monday, November 2, 2009

Top Ten Political Holiday Gifts

In honor of the elections occurring all across America tomorrow, I decided to post a Top Ten Political Holiday Gift list.

10. Pack of 50 Obama Stimulus Million Dollar Bills
Want to help Obama stimulate the economy? Help him hand out these million dollar stimulus bills. Funny money with Barack Obama's head! This currency looks and feels real. Great conversation tool. Our funny money and fake million dollar bills look just like real US Currency. These are very high quality, designed by an incredibly talented artist. Our fake money make great gifts, additions to greeting cards, or even sales promotions and sales tools.

Obama Million Dollar Stimulus Bills

9. MILF Michelle Obama T-Shirt
This funny T-shirt lets everyone know that Michele Obama is one Mom you'd like to F#ck!

Michele Obama MILF T-Shirt

8. Mini Barack Obama Doll
Need a little inspiration in your daily routine? Look no further, because we have the figurine that will get you pumped up and ready to save the country! Feast your eyes on our delightful 13" Barack Obama Animated Figure. Just set him anywhere, press the button, and get ready to relive the inspiring words of Barack Obama whenever you like in your leisure. Takes 3 AA batteries (included).

Mini Barack Obama Doll

7. Barack Obama Chia Pet Head
Can Barack Obama have a wild, green growing afro? YES HE CAN with this Obama Chia Pet Head in honor of our 44th US President. Some leaders throughout history get giant bronze statues made in their honor, but not many get little clay figures with tufts of grass coming out of their head! Now's your chance to own this unique piece of history and give Obama a Mohawk.

Obama Chia Pet Head

6. Official Stimulus Lottery Tickets
Now you can stimulate every person you know with these fun Official Stimulus Lottery Tickets! This pack of 12 lottery tickets gives you many chances to scratch and get paid...however, the odds of winning are 100%, but the odds of getting paid are 0%.

Official Stimulus Lottery Tickets

5. Hillary Clinton "I Love Country Music" T-Shirt
This hilarious T-Shirt has a hidden message. Look closely to find out the funny joke!

I Love Country Music Hillary Clinton T-Shirt

4. Pee-On Osama Bin Laden Urinal Cake
Turn the most hated terrorist in the world into a Pee On. Osama Bin Laden may be hiding somewhere in the mountains, but now you can piss all over him in the men's room. Fun for you and everyone else at the office.

Osama Bin Laden Urinal Cake

3. George W. Bush Toilet Paper
Sure, he is no longer in the office, but he can still be the butt of your jokes. And what better way to get President Bush closer to your butt than with this funny George Bush Toilet Paper! Each square of TP has George's smiling face on it, complete with an intelligent GW quote underneath, like "They misunderestimated me," or "We need an energy bill that encourages consumption." Good ole W.

George Bush Toilet Paper

2. Obama Condoms
Barack Obama is going to change the United condom at a time. These real condoms wrapped up in Obama endorsed packaging will have everyone longing for some stimulus. You can either buy them separately or in packs of 3. The condoms inside are Durex brand latex condoms. These Obama Condoms are the ultimate stimulus package!

Barack Obama Condoms

1. Beatin' Barack
Have fun watching the Big O stimulate his own package! Just wind up this Barack Obama and he becomes another jerk-off in the White House! You go Barack!

Beatin' Barack Wind Up Toy

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